Monday, July 7, 2008

Today's News - 7/7/08

I'm going to be posting my favorite daily headlines. If you come across a really good one, send me an email at or leave me a comment.

There are some really good ones today so, without further ado,

Here Are Today's Headlines

A York County man is in jail tonight after setting off fireworks inside his Sanford apartment. The fireworks set the building on fire and caused extensive damage to the ten-unit building.

Investigators say 25-year-old Shawn Dennis suffered several burns and was treated at Goodall Hospital in Sanford, before he was arrested and charged with arson. Dennis is now at the York County Jail where he's being held on $5,000 cash bail.

Firefighters were able to limit the fire damage to one apartment on the third floor, but the rest of the building suffered water damage.

Ok, who wants to bet me that there was some alcohol involved in this incident? What an idiot!

Toddlers Who Dislike Spicy Food 'Racist'

The National Children's Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.

This could include a child of as young as three who says "yuk" in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.

It advises nursery teachers to be on the alert for childish abuse such as: "blackie", "Pakis", "those people" or "they smell".

The guide goes on to warn that children might also "react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying 'yuk'".

Of course their going to react negatively if it's something they've never had, looks funny, smells funny, or tastes funny! They're toddlers!!

Wrong Number! Job Hotline Was Sex Line

ANNAPOLIS, Md.—Looking for work in all the wrong places?

That's what happened to job seekers who dialed a phone number listed on the state's Family Health Administration's Web site -- which actually was a phone number for women looking for sex.

The number for the Maryland Job Service Hotline was listed incorrectly on the state Web site, as well as in the Verizon Yellow Pages and other Web sites.

State officials say they are aware of the problem and are working to correct it.


A RED-faced lover had to be cut free by fire-fighters after locking himself into a metal chastity belt then losing the key.

The crew spent nearly an hour using three high-powered machines to saw through the sex toy – as the man passed out.

He had rung 999 after trying on the belt in Kingston, Surrey, while his girlfriend was out.

Crew boss Brennan Healey said: “He was very embarrassed.”

LMAO again! What a nightmare!


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