Showing posts with label Today's News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Today's News. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Today's News

Click the headline to view the entire story. Here are today's headlines:


A Philadelphia pet shop expecting a shipment of exotic fish instead received a much more disturbing delivery Tuesday.

Philadelphia Police were called to Pets Plus USA on the Roosevelt Boulevard after reports of a large package containing the body of a man in his 60s.
*Poor Fishies!


Quacking Gay Love Story
It was hoped that feathers would fly when two rare male blue ducks were introduced to the only female of their species in Britain.

Ben and Jerry were meant to fall for Cherry and help produce some much-needed ducklings.

Instead, the two drakes only had eyes for each other – and have been inseparable ever since.

*Poor Cherry! Single women always say that all the good men are gay. I guess that's true for ducks too.


Library Card Leads Sheboygan Cops to Alleged Thief

Sheboygan police say they were able to track down a theft suspect because he left behind his library card, which he apparently used to try to unlock a tavern door. Thirty-four-year-old Kristopher G. Lehnhardt was charged Friday with misdemeanor counts of theft and property damage.
*File this one under Stupid Criminals.



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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Today's News


I haven't posted a "Today's News" post since the summer. I came across a few bizarre stories that made me laugh so I'm passing them on to you. Enjoy!


Fort Pierce woman calls 911 three times when McNuggets run out.
Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece, a local woman called 911. Three times. Read the rest of the story here.
*I know I get upset when there's no more chicken nuggets. lol


Kanye: I am God's Vessel
“I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.” Read the rest of the story here.
*talk about narcissism! I cannot believe the things that come out of this man's mouth!


Man in Florida arrested for using 911 to complain about his fast food order
A man in Boynton Beach, Florida located in the United States, was arrested for misusing the city's 911 emergency phone service. Jean Fortune, 66, called 911 to complain about a fast food order from Burger King he had not yet placed. Read the full story here.
*Seriously, don't mess with my fast food!


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Friday, August 22, 2008

Today's News: Friday, August 22

It's been a while since I've posted "Today's News" so for those of you who haven't seen it before, I post my favorite bizarre, funny and just plain interesting news stories from today. I post an excerpt of the story to give you an idea and I post a link so you can read the article in its entirety if you prefer. Click on the headline to read the entire story.

So, without further ado:

Here are Today's Headlines:


Treehouse is Envy of Neighborhood

In a towering, 58-year-old silver maple, Steve Norris spent 15 months building the ultimate treehouse for his two sons.

It's equipped with electricity and cable TV. There's an intercom so Norris can talk to his kids if they're having a sleepover, and a urinal that drains into a pail beneath the structure.

A smoke detector is wired to the house, so family members can be alerted to any smoke, whether they're in the treehouse or not. A revolving light clicks on when the treehouse's trap door opens (where a rope ladder drops down).

Old fire horns that Norris snagged from the University of Waterloo blare if an intruder tries to break into the fort. "It sounds like an air-raid back in Berlin. But I had to do it for my peace of mind."

Even the family's Jack Russell-cross, Sammy, has his own ramp. Norris made it after the dog fell near the top of the wide, stair-like ladder.

The roof is sealed and welded on tight, and the floor is sturdy enough to hold an adult.

Throughout construction, Norris tried to avoid nailing directly into the maple to prevent damage. He also left space around the trunk for growth and shifting.

How cool is this! I would have loved to have had something like this as a kid! What a great dad to spend so much time planning and building something for he and his sons to share.


No Sandcastles Please! You're in Italy!

ROME (Reuters) - When in Capri, don't wander off the beach in a bikini. If you go to the sea in Eraclea, near Venice, remember that building sandcastles is forbidden. And don't even think about mowing your lawn at the weekend in Forte dei Marmi.

Emboldened by a nationwide crackdown on crime and a government decree giving them extra law-and-order powers, Italian mayors have issued a string of often bizarre by-laws to enhance "public decorum."

Public displays of affection in a car can earn you a fine of up to 500 euros ($745) in Eboli, feeding pigeons is off-limits in the centre of Lucca while in Novara groups of more than two people are forbidden from lounging around in parks at night.

Italian newspapers have dubbed this year's holiday season "the summer of bans." But this week one town hall was forced to acknowledge things may have gone too far.

Rodrigo Piccoli, 33, called national radio to protest after he was fined 50 euros for lying down in a park in the northern city of Vicenza to read a book. The mayor has since promised to drop the ban.

(Reporting by Silvia Aloisi; Editing by Mike Collett-White)

Ok...it seems like they've gone a bit overboard. I think this is what's called a "power trip."


Pictured: The Bungling Burglar Left Dangling by His Shoelaces After Getting Caught in Victim's Bay Window

Attempting a daylight raid, the 32-year-old somehow got his foot caught after smashing his way through the front window of a Victorian terrace home at 6pm.

Unable to free himself, Pearce was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours and passers-by gathered to ridicule him in Dartford, Kent.

When owner Paul Ives arrived home from work, Pearce, who was armed with a hammer, tried to claim that he had spotted someone else trying to raid the house and had selflessly attempted to catch the scoundrel, getting stuck in the process.

Unsurprisingly, Mr Ives didn't believe his story and declined to set him free.

Police and paramedics arrived on the scene and eventually managed to release Pearce's shoe and haul him down.

It is believed that the lace in one of his trainers became caught in the window frame as he tried to clamber through.

He was arrested, handcuffed and taken to the police station.

What an idiot!! That's all I have to say about this one. There are more pics up with the rest of the story. Click on the headline.


If you know of a bizarre, funny or interesting headline from today, feel free to post a link in a comment!


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Friday, July 25, 2008

Today's News 7/25/08

Bizarre, Amusing and Interesting Headlines from Across the Web
Here are Today's Headlines:



Gwinnett Restaurant Scores 15 on Health Inspection

A Gwinnett County restaurant was closed after scoring 15 out of 100 on a health inspection.The Super Grand Buffet at 1630 Pleasant Hill Rd. was cited for a long list of violations during the routine inspection on Tuesday.
The inspector found chemicals and medicines stored next to food preparation areas.

There were flies in soup being served to customers, according to the inspection report. Raw fruit and vegetables were so poorly washed there was still dirt on them.

The Super Grand Buffet also was cited for filthy conditions in the kitchen with grease dripping from stove vents and dirt on food prep areas.

The restaurant's permit was suspended after the inspection, closing it down until it can be re-inspected.

Earlier this year another Gwinnett County restaurant, the Mar Y Tierra Family Mexican Restaurant at 521 Indian Trail Road in Lilburn scored a 13 on it's inspection.

Remind me not to eat in Gwinnett County, Georgia.



Man Charged with Shooting His Own Lawnmower

A man from Milwaukee is facing criminal charges after he solved a problem with his lawnmower by shooting it.

According to a criminal complaint, on Wednesday Keith Walendowski got drunk early in the morning. He decided to mow his lawn on the 3500 block of South Austin Street in Milwaukee.

He couldn't get the lawnmower to start. His solution? Prosecutors say Walendowski went to his basement and grabbed a sawed off shotgun, and he fired twice at the lawnmower.

"I'll tell you the truth. I got p---ed because my lawn mower wouldn't start, so I got my shotgun and shot it," Walendowski said to an officer. "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."

If convicted, Walendowski faces up to six years and 90 days behind bars and fines of $11,000.

A local lawnmower repairman tells the Journal Sentinal that Walendowski may have trouble fixing the mower noting that anything not factory recommended voids the warranty.

LOL! I don't think a shotgun blast is quite what the factory would recommend.



Burnt Popcorn Prompts Evacuation at UT Dorm

An entire campus dormitory was evacuated overnight Thursday after residents reported a strong odor wafting from the fourth floor.

They were unable to identify the smell, so emergency officials evacuated all 200 people inside as hazmat crews investigated, KVUE-TV reports.

That's when they discovered the devious -- but delicious -- culprit.

But it gets even better. About 45 people complained of respiratory problems as a result of the popcorn smell.

The Austin Fire Department blamed the high number of patients on what they called a "sympathetic reaction."

That's what we call "hilarious."

"What we found was burnt popcorn. It was popcorn burnt on the fourth floor, and it had a pretty bad odor and it spooked a lot of folks," an AFD spokesperson told KVUE.

Most of the evacuees were summer school students and high school cheerleaders attending camp.



A would-be thief climbed to the roof of a Tinley Park gas station this week and disabled a credit card satellite transmitter by wrapping foil around it -- a low-tech way to rip off a high-tech system.

With the computer connection between the gas station and the credit card company down, the thief apparently hoped to charge items with an invalid credit card the old-fashioned way -- having employees make an imprint of the card and then send the charge in later. By then, the thief would be gone.

But not only was the transmitter foiled, so was the scam.

"At this point I haven't lost any money yet," said Glen Gorman, who owns the Shell at 17101 S. Harlem. "I won't say I won't in the next few days."

Someone saw a person on the roof of the gas station about 9:30 p.m. Monday and called Tinley Park police. When police squad cars zoomed in, the would-be thief was nowhere to be found, and Gorman didn't know what the officers were talking about. But around midnight an employee noticed the store's network was disconnected.

"That happens sometimes during storms, so we didn't think much of it," Gorman said.

When Gorman got to work Tuesday morning, some of the gas pumps wouldn't accept credit cards. Gorman called a Shell hotline and learned that thieves on the West Coast had been wrapping foil around satellite dishes to disrupt transactions.

"It dawned on me there was someone on my roof," Gorman said.

An employee climbed up and found foil around the satellite dish. He took it off and the network started working, Gorman said.

Shell said Thursday that the company was aware of the foil capers and was training gas station owners to watch out for thieves. A gas station operator in Cicero reported a similar foil incident Tuesday.

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Today's News 7/24/08


Here are today's headlines!


Dwarf Comedy Stunt Shocks Swedish Airport Staff

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Swedish airport staff were not amused when a team from a TV comedy show tried to check in a suitcase with a dwarf inside.

Employees at Bromma airport called police when the dwarf hopped out of the suitcase at the check-in counter.

Police soon found that it was a stunt being filmed by a hidden camera for a program on private TV network Kanal 5.

Police spokesman Mats Eriksson says airport staff decided against filing charges even though they were "shocked and humiliated" by Wednesday's stunt.

Kanal 5 spokesman Dan Panas told Swedish news agency TT that the show was meant to be "provocative and entertaining."

He said the stunt was not meant to make fun of little people, but to make entertainment out of "extreme situations."



My Neighbors Tried to Spit on Me!

Hillsborough County, Florida — Bobbi Desotello first moved to Bay Point, looking for peace and quiet. But these days, he's getting neither.

His second-floor condo sits waterfront on a canal that feeds into the Gulf. From a long balcony outside his sliding glass doors, Desotello can see his boat in the water below.

But he can't get to it without getting an earful from an older couple next door. They claim that section of the balcony belongs to them.

"I get yelled at, screamed at, cursed at, threatened, spit on or attempted to spit on," he explained. "And it's just aggravating."

And it's been going on for over a year. Desotello even captured some of the exchanges on video.

Similar to the design of a motel, the balcony Desotello walks on connects several condos, and there is a stairwell at one end.

To get to his boat, Desotello has to walk along the balcony and in front of his neighbor's condo to get to the stairwell.

Tampa Bay's 10 was there as Desotello walked by Wednesday morning. Seconds later, the man inside banged loudly on a glass door, came out and began yelling at Desotello.

"Excuse me sir," asked Tampa Bay's 10 News Reporter Janie Porter. "Why are you harassing this guy every day when he wants to walk by?"

"She wants to walk here naked," the man explained as he stood next to his wife.

While bylaws from the condo association describe the balcony as a "common area," Desotello's neighbors say the balcony is theirs, and therefore private.

According to the Hillsborough County Property Appraiser, they might be right. When the each resident bought their condos, the property appraiser's website shows they also paid for a finished open porch. Similar to a driveway of a house, the balcony belongs to the owner, even though they don't necessarily pay taxes on it.

But Desotello claims that wasn't his understanding when he bought his condo. And if he had known that, he says he wouldn't have purchased it.

"The whole point of me buying this place was the accessibility to the water and my boat," he explained. Even the condo association board agrees with Desotello.

"As good neighbors, we should offer the right of passageway to people who own boats downstairs, rather than have them walk all the way around," explained board member Evelyn Pupello.

To get to his boat, Desotello would have to walk out the front door of his condo, down some stairs, around three buildings, through a gate, and around the side of the three buildings. It's about a four-minute walk.

"It's a long walk," Pupello said.

Desotello also says he should be able to use the waterfront stairwell on the balcony because he, along with all association residents, helped pay for it.

"Those stairs were put in at great expense to all the owners, and it does not make sense to most of us that only 28 people out of 136 units would be able to use the stairs," Pupello said.

But if Desotello's next-door neighbors own the balcony in front of their condo, that means no one but them can access the stairwell.

"The question that remains though: is it really that big of a deal?" Porter asked the couple.

"Yes, it is," the wife said.

But until both sides come to a compromise, the battle over the balcony may continue.


Why don't the old couple just put up shades or something? Then she can walk around naked all she wants without scaring everyone else.


Police Post Emergency Calls on YouTube

TAUNTON, England, July 23 (UPI) -- British police say they have posted recordings of several unusual emergency calls on the Internet to deter people from making unnecessary reports.

Officials at the Avon and Somerset Constabulary said they are using the modern Internet networking approach to reduce the number of unneeded emergency calls they receive, The Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday.

One call posted by officials on the Internet video-sharing Web site, YouTube, was from a woman who said she couldn't find her glasses to prepare her lunch.

Another call exposes the plight of a man who was upset his wife didn't leave him a proper meal.

Phony callers can be fined as much as $10,000 and jailed for six months if caught, the newspaper said.

"Wasting the time of the emergency services could cost lives because the emergency services might not be available to respond to real emergencies if they are attending hoax calls," Chief Superintendent Dave Hayler said.

Hmmm...I wonder how many calls they get now from people just hoping to become famous on YouTube?



Newspaper Misspells Name on Front Page

This Monday readers of New Hampshire’s Valley News were surprised to see the paper's name spelled "Valley Newss" on the front page masthead.

The following day the newspaper, which covers the Upper Valley area straddling New Hampshire and Vermont, published an “Editor’s Note” acknowledging the error.

“Readers may have noticed that the Valley News misspelled its own name on yesterday’s front page,” it read.

“Given that we routinely call on other institutions to hold themselves accountable for the mistakes, let us say for the record: We sure feel silly.”


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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Today's News 7/23/08

It's been a while but....Here Are Today's Headlines!
*Note: These may be just excerpts from the original articles. Please click on the headline to view the entire story.



What's in a Name? Ask Sex Fruit.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt stated his concerns in a written decision after a custody hearing in New Plymouth revealed a couple had named their child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

He was so disturbed at the effect on the nine-year-old that he ordered her temporarily placed under court guardianship so a suitable name could be chosen.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap," he said.

The girl, who had not had her birth officially registered in NZ, had not revealed her name to her friends.

The judge was stopped talking yesterday by Principal Family Court Judge Peter Boshier. His office did provide some New Zealand-registered names the court knew of.

They included: Fish and Chips (twins), Masport and Mower (twins); boys Yeah Detroit, Spiral Cicada, Kaos, Stallion and Hitler; girls Cinderella Beauty Blossom and Twisty Poi; and sex unknown Keenan Got Lucky and Sex Fruit.

I thought Moxie Crimefighter and Pilot Inspektor were bad but Sex Fruit just takes the cake!



Underwear Chicken Dare Puts Man In Hospital

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man's dare went horribly wrong when he tried to play chicken with cars on a freeway wearing only his underwear. The 18 year old was critically injured after being hit by a four-wheel drive on a freeway in the southern city of Melbourne in the early hours of Wednesday, police said in a statement.

"Police are dismayed at the utter stupidity of a man who decided to play chicken on the Tullamarine Freeway," the statement said.

"It was lucky nobody was killed as a result and police couldn't believe anybody would be foolish enough to take such grave risks with their personal safety and that of other road users." The driver and passenger in the car were unhurt, though the vehicle was a write-off.

The headline alone makes this worth posting.



Burglar Gift Wrapped for Police

A thief with his hands, feet and ankles tightly wrapped with duct tape was handed over to city cops after neighbours of a north Edmonton homeowner sprang in to action during a break in.

"More or less he was gift-wrapped for the police," said Dan Barsotti, who came home July 16 and found two men carrying electronics from his house near 140 Street and 151 Avenue to a waiting car.

"I jumped out of my car and ran to my house where I found these two men with their hands full of electronics such as a laptop, a PlayStation and everything else," said Barsotti.

"I startled them by yelling at them. They both took off running out of our front door."

Barsotti caught up with one hoodlum about five houses down, just after the man was about to jump a fence.

"I literally dragged him off the fence, wrestled and fought for a little bit."

By the time he subdued and pinned the man to the ground, another neighbour came with a roll of duct tape and hog-tied the man. That's when the police arrived.

Good for him! Although, he's very lucky that none of these guys had a gun or knife!


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Friday, July 11, 2008

Today's News - 7/11/08


Here are Today's Headlines


Ex-Wife Accused of Fatally Stabbing Circus Worker

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Police in Iowa say a woman traveled halfway across the country to stab her ex-husband in a shopping mall in Davenport.

Debi Olson of Sarasota, Florida, is to appear in court today, charged with first-degree murder in the death of 52-year-old Mauricio Droguett (muh-REE'-see-oh droh-GEHT') yesterday. He had been working for a traveling circus that had set up in the parking lot of a mall.

Police say Olson has confessed to investigators.

1 of Droguett's circus co-workers reportedly subdued Olson until police arrived.

Droguett had gotten restraining orders against his ex-wife in at least three states, but it's not clear if Iowa was 1 of them.

Police call it a "very strong case of anger."


Yep...you have to be seriously angry to travel halfway across the country to stab your ex!



Incident At Local Restaurant Has Many Locals Outraged

On the afternoon of Friday June 27, the Castellanos' family of Sparks and Reno, Nevada, pulled their RV into the parking lot of The Paul Bunyan Burger to get a bite to eat. What transpired after the family's meal has some in the community up in "arms" and the Gold Beach Police Department on the defensive. ...

The folks at Paul Bunyan and the Castellanos family agree that Alejandro Castellanos had complained that a burger he ordered was underdone and cold.

Castellanos claims the staff was rude and wouldn't honor his request to remake or reheat the burger. While the staff maintains that they did offer to reheat the burger, they say Castellanos didn't want anything but a new burger.

According to statements taken from Alejandro's daughter, Angie Castellano, that appear in the police report, she, in response to the dispute over the hamburger, wrote "You Suck" in ketchup on her plate prior to leaving the restaurant.

Lott then went outside to confront the family about the message left on the plate. This is where the two accounts of the incident begin to differ greatly....

Craig said in his letter that his daughter went outside and merely said, "How mature." According to their account, two large males charged her and were then joined by two females, and she was beaten severely. Paiva and Sequoia's husband, Andrew Lott, were also injured in the incident while defending Sequoia, according to their account as contained in the police report.

According to statements given by the Castellanos to the Gold Beach police, Lott did exit the restaurant to confront them. However they are claiming Lott began poking her finger into the chest of one of the Castellanos' males. Angie Castellanos told the police that she told Lott, "You can't do that to my brother."

This is when Angie Castellanos claims that Sequoia Lott swung at her, which Angie Castellanos alleged started the whole incident. Also according to the family's claims as stated in the police report, Sequoia Lott was screaming vulgarities.

The Castellanos' account to the police also paints a different picture of the employees coming out of the restaurant to help Lott. They told police that an employee came out of the restaurant brandishing two large kitchen knifes, and threatened the family with them.

They claim they piled back into the RV and tried to leave, only to be blocked by Sequoia. They even claim the RV was stabbed by the knives. The police are still investigating the Castellanos' story.

According to Gold Beach Police Chief Russ Merkley, the conflicting accounts are the key reason no one was cited or arrested at the scene.

Believe it or not, there is much more to this story. Click the headline to read the whole thing. What a bunch of idiots! All of this over a cold burger and an immature girl writing "you suck" in ketchup.



Woman Guilty Over Bizarre Internet Murder Plot

A divorcee has been found guilty of plotting to murder her multi-millionaire partner after she hired an "assassin" on a website called www.Hitman.us.com

Sharon Collins, 45, a divorced mother-of-two, is said to have hatched a conspiracy with a man from the site, an Egyptian poker player who called himself Tony Luciano, to murder PJ Howard, a property tycoon worth £10 million and his two sons.

But the hitman, real name Essam Eid, tried to hatch a separate deal with Howard and his sons, telling them they had a contract out on their heads and demanding £70,000 to terminate it.

The move led to the Howards reporting the incident to the police and the bizarre plot unravelling...

The court heard that Collins, who has been seeing Howard for five years, came up with the plan after the tycoon, who she said frequented prostitutes and swingers clubs, made unreasonable demands on her including that she become involved in "stranger sex".

What a bizarre story! First of all, I can't believe there was a site called Hitman.us.com! lol! (btw, I tried the site and it no longer works). I wonder why she wouldn't just leave him...they weren't married. Hmm...maybe she's the beneficiary of his life insurance anyway.



Man Angry Over Sex, Accused of Trying to Start Fire

A man is behind bars in Hamilton County, accused of trying to set a woman's van on fire after she fell asleep during sex.

46-year-old Gregory Smallwood is charged with attempted arson and aggravated menacing.

According to court records, the alleged victim says Smallwood woke her up about 4:00 am on June 30th.

She said he became angry after she fell asleep twice and doused her van with lighter fluid and threatened to do the same to her.

Smallwood has been ordered to stay away from the woman.
This one is funny mainly because his name is "Smallwood" and she fell asleep during sex! lol... what a coincidence. I know, it's juvenile humor, but what can I say?





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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Today's News - 7/10/08


Here are Today's Headlines


Commissioner Defends Position That 'Black Hole' is a Racist Term

Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price is sticking to his comments that the term "black hole," which a colleague used, is racist.Price also says language such as "angel food cake" and "devil's food cake" are also racially insensitive.

This blurb actually belongs with a video. Click on the headline to go to the original site and view the news story. I'm all for being sensitive and politically correct and I never want to offend someone, but come on...black hole, devil's food, and angel's food are racist terms?! I think there should be some common sense applied in this situation.


School Bible Course Passes Constitutional Muster

AUSTIN — A proposed Bible course for public schools would not violate the First Amendment, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott said Wednesday, although he would not approve any specific curriculum.

A letter from Abbott's office to the State Board of Education triggered conflicting interpretations. On a preliminary vote in March, the board adopted general curriculum standards for the new "Bible course," prompting critics to argue it violated state law requiring specific standards.

The course, which would be voluntary for high school students, is scheduled to take effect in the 2009-10 school year.

I'm all for this. I see no problem with offering religious courses in public schools, as long as they are not mandatory. Why shouldn't a student be able to study the Bible, or any other religious faith in school? However, if a Bible study course is offered, they really should offer courses in other religious faiths as well...or a comparative religion course maybe. Those who do not agree would not take the class. It could be an elective like any other...like art or shop or whatever.


Lightning Strike Leaves Through Woman's Nose Ring


ANTRIM, N.H. (WBZ) ―
A 21-year-old Antrim woman is recovering after being struck by lightning Wednesday night. The bolt hit her feet and came out through her nose ring.

Jessica Lafreniere was hit while she was walking through her family's garage.

"She had walked into the garage to go outside to turn off the faucet. The light came in through the garage and hit her," Jessica's mother, Danielle Taylor told WBZ.

"It was like a red flash that came from her feet and she was thrown into my arms. She was blue and purple, and stiff as a board."

"When you hear it, it's unbelieveable, but it's true."

Jessica and her mother had been out filling up water balloons when the storm came in, so they went inside. Danielle says Jessica decided to go back out to shut off the hose when the flash hit her.

"The flash came from her feet, her face lit up, and the next thing I knew Jessica was in my arms...I turned her over and she was stiff as a board," Danielle Taylor said. "(It was like) literally picking up a board and moving it that landed on top of you -- that's what she felt like."

Jessica was back to work hours later for her overnight shift. Taylor said her daughter is feeling better, although the top of her lip and the tip of her nose are numb.

By the way - they figured with this luck they should buy a scratch lottery ticket. They did and they won $20.

A note to any of you who have nose piercings...take them out when you see the storm coming. Ouch!

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Today's News - 7/9/08


Here are Today's Headlines


Teenager Arrested for Threatening 12 year Old With Assault Rifle

Alachua County Sheriff’s deputies arrested a 17-year-old for threatening another girl with an assault rifle Tuesday night.

The girl is facing a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, said Sheriff’s Office spokesman Lt. Steve Maynard.

A 12-year-old girl told officers the teenager threatened her with the weapon after the two started fighting, Maynard said. The incident occurred at 627 SW 60th Terrace at about 9 p.m.

The girl said she was walking with her younger cousin when the teenager confronted her. The pair fought over an accusation the younger girl had sent text messages and made phone calls that angered the teenager. Maynard said the girl and witnesses reported the 17-year-old then went to her home and came back outside armed with the gun.

The teenager told the younger girl she would shoot her, deputies reported.

The weapon, which belongs to a person at the teen’s home, is an AR-15 assault rifle, Maynard said.

#1: A 17 year old threatening a 12 year old? What is wrong with this girl?
#2: Who leaves an assault rifle lying around the house?
#3: Who owns an assault rifle in the first place?
#4: This whole thing was over a text message!!



Police Arrest Naked Bus Hijacker

Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip.

A police spokesman says the man fled from a convenience store when an officer arrived to investigate a report of a shoplifter Tuesday.

The man allegedly punched in a back window of a Citizens Area Transit bus, climbed aboard, forced the driver off, drove the bus about 200 yards and then jumped off the moving vehicle.

A police officer climbed aboard the bus and stopped the vehicle. Police say the man was arrested on felony charges and given clothes and a mental evaluation.

I think that mental evaluation was definitely a good idea. lol




Man Jailed After Naked Trip to Sheetz


A Shippensburg man landed in Cumberland County Prison Tuesday after a naked early-morning excursion.

Police in Shippensburg say Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, walked into the Sheetz convenience store wearing no clothing around 2:49 a.m. Schatte reportedly ate a Slim Jim and a bag of chips and downed a bottle of Gatorade, then accosted a female customer.

According to police, Schatte approached a 20-year-old woman, pulled up her shirt and tried to pull down her skirt before the woman’s boyfriend intervened and escorted Schatte outside.

According to arrest papers, Schatte grabbed a jug of windshield washer fluid outside the store and threw it at the woman’s rescuer, then fled north on North Queen Street.

Police say they spotted the naked man a block away in the 300 block of East Burd Street, and took him into custody after two attempts to flee.
On-Call District Judge Paula Correal arraigned Schatte on charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, retail theft and harassment and jailed him in lieu of $2,500 bail.

This must be the day for naked news. lol





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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Today's News - 7/8/08

Shortly after 2:20 a.m., Ballam, 30, of 205 N. 22nd St., made an emergency phone call claiming he had lost some money. When officers arrived, they found an intoxicated Ballam. He gave police conflicting statements. Police determined no crime was committed and told him to leave the club.

He didn't leave.

Ballam was told several more times to leave. Still inside the club, he called 911 again, demanding that a different set of officers respond.

At this point the officers at the scene told him not to call 911 again or he would be arrested.

Ballam finally left the club, but as he was walking out he called 911 again. Dispatchers contacted police, who arrested Ballam.

But not before Ballam put up a struggle as he was being handcuffed.

Hmm...I lost all my money in a strip club. Now what am I gonna do? Maybe I'll call 911 and see what happens. What an idiot!

A Potter Valley woman wounded herself and a man July 3 while attempting to kill mice with a .44-caliber Magnum revolver, according to the Mendocino County Sheriff's Office.

The woman, 43, had drawn the gun from a holster under her left arm, intending to shoot mice scurrying across the floor of a small travel trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The revolver instead slipped from her hand and fired as it struck the floor, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The bullet went through the woman's right kneecap, then hit keys hanging on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer, officials said. The bullet glanced off the keys and tore a hole in the man's pants.

The bullet grazed the man's groin before stopping in his coin pocket, where it was recovered for evidence, according to the Sheriff's Office.


There are so many things wrong with this story, I almost don't know where to start. There are mice in a travel trailer. She tries to kill the mice....with a gun....inside the trailer....and shoots herself and someone else. Wow.


Police Find Human Teeth During Bizarre Arrest

A man found hanging out in the woods with a car full of strange and disturbing objects.

Police spotted Timothy Placko driving on a dirt road near North Torino Parkway in Port St. Lucie.

They say he was looking at a stack of women's sonograms he had downloaded on the Internet and then printed. Placko gave them permission to search his van and that's when they say they found a series of strange items. Among them: a blond wig, rope, binoculars, an 18-inch machete, knives, gloves, two spent 9 mm shell casing and 18 human teeth inside a film canister.

Placko told police he had driven into the wooded area to call his girlfriend, but according to the police report, when they questioned him about her, he admitted he really wasn't calling anyone and said he was just driving around.

So what's with the strange objects? Placko says they were all gifts from his ex-girlfriend - except the human teeth, those, he says were found while rummaging through garbage.

Placko has been charged with carrying a concealed weapon.


How strange is this!?!? What kind of person just drives around with that kind of stuff in his car? Very disturbing!


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Monday, July 7, 2008

Today's News - 7/7/08


I'm going to be posting my favorite daily headlines. If you come across a really good one, send me an email at wanderingpeanut@gmail.com or leave me a comment.


There are some really good ones today so, without further ado,

Here Are Today's Headlines


A York County man is in jail tonight after setting off fireworks inside his Sanford apartment. The fireworks set the building on fire and caused extensive damage to the ten-unit building.

Investigators say 25-year-old Shawn Dennis suffered several burns and was treated at Goodall Hospital in Sanford, before he was arrested and charged with arson. Dennis is now at the York County Jail where he's being held on $5,000 cash bail.

Firefighters were able to limit the fire damage to one apartment on the third floor, but the rest of the building suffered water damage.


Ok, who wants to bet me that there was some alcohol involved in this incident? What an idiot!


Toddlers Who Dislike Spicy Food 'Racist'

The National Children's Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.

This could include a child of as young as three who says "yuk" in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.

It advises nursery teachers to be on the alert for childish abuse such as: "blackie", "Pakis", "those people" or "they smell".

The guide goes on to warn that children might also "react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying 'yuk'".

Of course their going to react negatively if it's something they've never had, looks funny, smells funny, or tastes funny! They're toddlers!!


Wrong Number! Job Hotline Was Sex Line

ANNAPOLIS, Md.—Looking for work in all the wrong places?

That's what happened to job seekers who dialed a phone number listed on the state's Family Health Administration's Web site -- which actually was a phone number for women looking for sex.

The number for the Maryland Job Service Hotline was listed incorrectly on the state Web site, as well as in the Verizon Yellow Pages and other Web sites.

State officials say they are aware of the problem and are working to correct it.

LMAO!!

A RED-faced lover had to be cut free by fire-fighters after locking himself into a metal chastity belt then losing the key.

The crew spent nearly an hour using three high-powered machines to saw through the sex toy – as the man passed out.

He had rung 999 after trying on the belt in Kingston, Surrey, while his girlfriend was out.

Crew boss Brennan Healey said: “He was very embarrassed.”

LMAO again! What a nightmare!

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Friday, July 4, 2008

BBQ Sauce is the New Urban Camouflage

File this one under stupid criminals. You have to be pretty disturbed to do this... And, btw...where did he get all that bbq sauce? lol! The original story is here.

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Banana Robber

This story was originally posted here.

FREDERICK COUNTY, Md. — Frederick County sheriff’s deputies are looking for a man who attacked a convenience store clerk with a banana.

A man walked into a 7-Eleven store in Monrovia just after midnight Wednesday and demanded money. Investigators said that when the clerk refused, the man became so agitated that he started grabbing items off the counter.

He snatched up a banana and began hitting the clerk, the sheriff’s office said. The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split.

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Friday, June 27, 2008

A Graduation to Remember

Man Dressed as Penis Disrupts Graduation Proceedings

By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writer
Last updated: 5:09 p.m., Thursday, June 26, 2008
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.


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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Homeschool Diplomas

As a parent who is seriously considering homeschooling her child, I find this extremely disturbing! Just thought it was of interest... The article was originally found here.

One Police Officer and Four Daycare Workers Deemed Unqualified Because of Homeschool Diplomas

Officer graduated from police academy with a perfect 4.0 average

By Tim Waggoner

NASHVILLE, TN, May 30, 2008 (LifeSiteNews.com) – Five people in Tennessee, who hold homeschool diplomas, have recently been deemed unqualified for certain positions of employment because of their homeschooling. Since last year, the Tennessee Department of Education has begun withholding approval of such diplomas, but Representative Mile Bell has been fighting to gain back the recognition these diplomas previously enjoyed.

Bell told LifeSiteNews.com that until last year, no person in Tennessee had ever had an issue with an employer for holding a category IV diploma - the official title of diplomas issued to private church-related students, including homeschooled students.

Recently, however, employers that are required by statute to hire only those persons with a high school diploma, including the police department, day-care workers and education workers, have either suspended or denied employment to five category IV diploma holders.

After graduating with a 4.0 average from a police academy, one Rockwood police officer lost his certification, possibly deeming all of his arrests invalid, "because the DOE refused to recognize his category IV diploma." Bell also mentioned that this occurred seven years after the officer received his category IV high school diploma.

Likewise, Bell mentioned four daycare workers who have been deemed unqualified to carry out their responsibilities because they have category IV diplomas.

The representative was also keen to point out that many institutions of higher education, such as Harvard, grant scholarships based on such diplomas.

According to Bell, "It is hard to put a finger on when the Department of Education stopped giving full recognition to category IV diplomas. Throughout the course of four meetings with the DOE, they were either unable or refused to answer this question clearly." Bell does not understand why the problem occurred because homeschool diplomas have been part of a statute since 1976.

He suggested one incident that might have acted as a catalyst for the change. In February of 2007, the Control of the State of Tennessee audited the DOE, and was displeased to see that the department was not regulating category IV diplomas and the curriculum related to them.

Yet, Bell commented on the fact that one of the main reasons parents choose to homeschool their children is so they do not have to use state provided curriculum and testing.

"Regulating category IV diplomas leads to regulating home school curriculum, but I believe parents have a God-given right to choose their child's education."

In an effort to protect homeschooling in the state of Tennessee, Representative Bell has been spearheading an effort to establish a compromise with the DOE. After several negotiation periods with the department, as well as proposing a bill to the legislative process, Bell believes that category IV diplomas will once again gain the recognition they deserve.

He speculates that a person holding such a diploma, who applies for a position with an agency that requires by statute their employees to possess high school diplomas, will have to write a standardized test, receiving a grade no lower than a C. Homeschooled students have a reputation for often achieving academic test results well above the average of students from pubic education institutions.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Is it Really the Jackhammers She Should Worry About?


I don't think this needs any explanation. Suffice it to say that I'm filing this under my "stupid people" label.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Remind Me NOT to Eat Here!

Local 10 Problem Solvers made a startling discovery in a Hialeah restaurant -- dead mice appear to have been painted over instead of being removed.Those who work at La Reina, located at 3828 W. 16th Ave. in Hialeah, claim there is no problem. They said everything has been cleaned up.
...an area where an inspector had found a dead mouse had apparently been painted over.
"Do you see these? Those are mice that have been painted over," Weinsier told a woman who works at the restaurant. "There is a tail. There is one, two. And it smells like mice here. These are mice that have been painted over."
The woman told Weinsier he was crazy. She said the area he was referring to was just part of the floor.
"I have have never seen a floor like that," Weinsier said.
After having been invited in, he was quickly escorted out the door.

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

An Arm and a Leg for Cable

This one made me laugh and cringe at the same time. So, this lady sends in a real check to pay her cable bill. Along with the actual check she sends another check (also a valid check) made out for her "right arm and zero cents." I think that's hilarious! What makes me cringe is that some stupid Comcast employee decided to take a copy of the check and email copies to all of his/her friends, failing to block out the bank account and routing numbers and the client's name and address. Now this poor lady has her financial information floating around the internet. I guess that's what you get for being a smartass.

This article is from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review and can be found here.

A South Fayette woman so fed up with her cable television provider that
she offered a body part as payment is suing the company after a copy of
her check, including personal and financial information, wound up in
cyberspace.

Krista Cooney and her husband, Chad, filed a federal lawsuit this
week in Pittsburgh against Comcast Corp., claiming an employee of the
cable giant e-mailed a copy of the check to people outside the company.

Unhappy with how much she was being charged, Cooney made out
the check for "My Right Arm and Zero Dollars" and in the memo wrote for
"Robbing Customers Blind."


Cooney's check contained her signature, address, telephone number and bank account number.


The couple seeks an unspecified amount in damages for exposing them to identity theft.

The Cooneys learned of the e-mail Aug. 20, when a Colorado resident who
was victimized by identity theft received a copy of the e-mail and
called the couple to alert them.

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Politically Correct?

I think we go way to far with all this political correctness nowadays. Everyone is way too worried about offending someone and other people are way to sensitive. That does not mean I'm an advocate of using certain words, or name calling, or malicious comments. Most people can tell the difference between an innocent comment and something that's meant to be mean or demeaning.

This just takes the cake, though. Some judges are not letting the words "rape", "sexual assault", or "assailant" be used during trials for rape cases. I can't even begin to express how idiotic I find this. If the word "rape" is used in the charge itself, how can it not be allowed during the trial? Absolutely ridiculous! I'm all for innocent until proven guilty, and unbiased jurors, but this is going too far...at least, in my opinion.

Here are some excerpts from the article. The original is from the Kansas City Star and can be found here.


It’s the only way Tory Bowen knows to honestly describe what happened to her.

She was raped.

But
a judge prohibited her from uttering the word “rape” in front of a
jury. The term “sexual assault” also was taboo, and Bowen could not
refer to herself as a victim or use the word “assailant” to describe
the man who allegedly raped her.

The defendant’s presumption of
innocence and right to a fair trial trumps Bowen’s right of free
speech, said the Lincoln, Neb., judge who issued the order.

Bowen’s case gained national notoriety and drew the attention of
free-speech proponents after she filed a lawsuit challenging the
judge’s actions as a First Amendment violation. A federal appeals court
dismissed the suit, but Bowen’s attorney plans to petition the U.S.
Supreme Court.

Although he dismissed her suit, a federal judge
said he doubted a jury would be swayed by a woman using the word “rape”
instead of some “tortured equivalent.”

“For the life of me, I do
not understand why a judge would tell an alleged rape victim that she
cannot say she was raped when she testifies in a trial about rape,”
wrote U.S. District Judge Richard G. Kopf.

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Vegan Babies?

In my mind, there is such a thing as taking a belief too far. When it starts to endanger the life of your child, maybe you should ease up a little bit. I thought this was an interesting case. This article is from the UK Sunday Times and can be found here.

As some of the comments below the article state (on the original webpage), this really isn't about being vegan...it's about having the common sense to know when your child is becoming unhealthy.

A 12-YEAR-OLD girl in Scotland brought up by her parents on a
strict vegan diet has been admitted to hospital with a degenerative
bone condition said to have left her with the spine of an 80-year-old
woman.

Doctors are under pressure to report the couple to police
and social workers amid concerns that her health and welfare may have
been neglected in pursuit of their dietary beliefs.

The girl, who
has been fed on a strict meat and dairy-free diet from birth, is said
to have a severe form of rickets and to have suffered a number of
fractured bones.

The condition is caused by a lack of vitamin D,
which is needed to absorb calcium and is found in liver, oily fish and
dairy produce. Decalcification leads to the bones becoming brittle and
can cause curvature of the spine.

Dr
Faisal Ahmed, the consultant paediatrician treating the child at the
Royal Hospital for Sick Children in Glasgow, declined to discuss the
specific case. He said, however, that he believed the dangers of
forcing children to follow a strict vegan diet needed to be highlighted.

One
leading nutritionist, who asked not to be named, said: “In most
instances, the parents who are imposing this very restrictive and
potentially hazardous diet are not themselves brought up as vegans.
They are imposing on their children something . . . which we do not
know enough about to know it is safe.”

Jonathan Sher, head of
policy at Children in Scotland, an umbrella group representing 400
organisations, said social workers should intervene where a vegan diet
was putting children’s health at risk.

Last year, an American
vegan couple were given a life sentence for starving their six-week-old
baby to death. In 2001 two vegans from west London were sentenced to
three years’ community rehabilitation after they admitted starving
their baby to death.

Glasgow city council said the incident involving the 12-year-old girl had not been referred to its social work department.


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